Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Exam Time Learning Break

Wrath of the Deans

SO - this is the story.  A student (let's call him Brad Pitt Grover) begins a campaign of pranks - satirical student guides, posters, Craigslist ads, and bulletin board notices intended to poke fun at issues related to the law school's reputation (do you know it is not very good?) and a tendency to sort of, you know, ignore students.  But why go to the trouble?  More after the jump!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Packagegate Casualties Continue to Rise

Goodnight sweet, oversensitive adjunct faculty Prince
Man, Packagegate never dies.  Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the local Fox affiliate is involved, and loves a good horse kicking.  So the latest kerfuffle comes by way of Not-Quite-Professor Major Robert Roughsedge, a soldier who has a prefect name for fighting the good fight in Afghanistan and making inane, irrational public statements.  He resigned from SULS this week, stating his concerns over a certain professor's now well known email.  Do I even need to link it again?  Fuck.  Fine.  Okay, more from the Major after the jump...

Giving Thanks For All The Fucking SULS TVs

We will have our care packages, one way or another.

Well, Suffolk Law AKA "The Worlds Best Law School On Tremont Street™", has decided to show our support of the troops by putting a big box on the fourth floor for some primo toilet paper and bottles of holiday Axe (the scent? "Office XMas Party Gone Wrong").  How do I know this?  Because every TV in the school is reminding me of this. 

Don't get me wrong, I think troops should get packages.  But I also think more than that, they should be able to come back home and get jobs, affordable health care, housing, and in the case of student-soldiers, freedom from crippling loan debt.  JUST A THOUGHT.  Don't get mad commies.

Monday, November 21, 2011

For new readers: I hate monkeys!

Want to know why? Because they're like smaller, fuzzier ghouls. Get me a flame thrower for this bastard.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Oh, Our Terrible Leaders

Which side are you on???

Just when you thought people would stop worrying about whether Al-Qaeda could be defeated be generous donations of Gold-Bond and Baby Wipes, out comes a completely unnecessary comment from the leadership at SBA (the organization that gave you "Beer And Trivia Night At McGann's", "The 1L Harbor Booze Cruise", and "Shit Faced Thursdays").  Pertinent highlights after the jump...

Monday, November 14, 2011

New Format, Same Bullshit

Oh peanuts, everything is so frustrating.

Well, it looks like it's time to update the ol' blog.  Here's a rundown of the changes:

  • Now it looks shittier different.
  • Professor Hollyfeld will be writing in the first person.
  • Wait, I'll be writing in the first person. 
  • Semi-regular updates.  Stress on the semi.
  • Probably some other stuff.  All of this ether is making me forgetful.
OKAY - with that out of the way.  What's the newest buzz on the block?  Well, it appears a Suffolk Law professor is really mad at the giant flag hanging in the lobby and has taken it out on The Troops.  Who are the troops?  I don't know.  We can explore this after the jump (new!)