Sitting here, basking in the glow of post-surgical pain killers, I thought it would be useful to post something inspiring. Maybe you're at work. Or maybe you're looking for work. Perhaps you're studying. Who knows, you could just be trying to figure out how some Portuguese guys playing soccer could make you feel so blue. But whatever the reason, if you're feeling a little out of step, take a minute to win. It doesn't have to be huge; maybe you reviewed Torts for an hour longer than usual or managed to draft a typo-free brief. A win could be as simple as a fistful of free Splenda or getting through that first glass of win without crying. It's all valid.
What I'm saying is: Win this week. Win the whole fuckin' thing. Tell your shitty boss or the shitty HR person who won't call you back or the shitty NCBE or the shitty world's greatest soccer player/model/millionaire that they can have last month or last year, but this week is yours. Pull a Clint Dempsey and air hump this week into the back of the net.
I know you can do it.