Hello friends. It has been a very long time since this blog has been updated. "Why?" you may have asked. Or "Who cares?" Well, there are tons of reasons. First, Professor Hollyfeld fell down a manhole in February, and we were only able to haul him out last week (thanks Kickstarter!). Second, the goal of getting crazy laid for having excellent blog skillz was misguided. Blogging, it turns out, doesn't even lead to getting regular laid. Back to throwing out lines from NYT best-seller The Game to lonely shoppers at TJ Maxx on a Friday night.
Anyway, pointless digressions and explanations aside, updating became slowed. Good news though, Prof Hollyfeld will return in a few days, along with renewed postings as this blog burns its way towards complete obscurity.
OH - One last thing...
KNOCK THE FUCKING HORN OFF, BOSTON BREWIN' GUY. SERIOUS. IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP DURING FINALS I'LL CALL THE DEPT OF HEALTH, BECAUSE A COFFEE SHOP THAT RELIES ON ATONAL TRUMPETING AS ITS PRIME MARKETING TOOL PROBABLY HAS SOME RAT SHIT IN THE GRINDS.