Feeling bored, listless, run-down? Maybe you have a zinc dificiency. Or maybe you're just gross. A surefire test is to see if your sweatpants and the couch upholstery have fused together. I used to know a guy who would smell of chili when he was towards the bottom of a downward spiral - and he hadn't been eating chili. You need to get amped! You need to get pumped! You need a montage (which I initially misspelled as "moon rage", which is just as good). Check it out!
Get you some.