Enjoy Some Medical Weirdness

Here are some heartwarming stories to help you appreciate all the great things medical professionals do for us.  And then make you throw up right after reading them.

1. THANKS FOR THIS 47 POUND TUMOR, OBAMA.  Seriously, thank you.
2. For the fellas:  read this story if you plan on doing some painting this weekend.  Naked.
3. Super Flu.  That's all you need to know.